Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you’re away from home.This one is compliments of Rick M.Things that you should never say to a woman during an argument:10- Don’t you have some laundry to do or something?9- Aww, you are so cute when you get all ticked off.8- You’re just upset because your a****is beginning to spread.7- Wait a minute -- I get it. What time of the month is it?6- You’re sure you don’t want to consult the great Oprah on this one?5- Sorry, I was just picturing you nekked.4- Whoa, time out. Football is on.3- Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!2- Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?1- Who are you kidding? We both know that. /Fuck another girl (which one?) /Let her _________.When you tell her what to do, roll+hot.On a 10+, she does it willingly, take +1 forward.On a 7-9, she'll do it if you turn her on.When you force her, roll+hardOn a 10+, you force her, and she can't stop you, take +1 forward.On a 7-9, you force her, but she struggles, fights, screams, or cries.When you fuck her, roll+hard.On a 10+, choose 3. On a 7-9, choose 2./You fuck her in the ass. / She cums. /You don't cum. / You're hard again already (choose only if you cum). / You make her like it (choose only if you forced her). / Take +1 forward / She doesn't scream, pass out, or get you in trouble.​When she sucks your cock, roll+control.On a 10+, choose 3. On a 7-9, choose 2./ She worships your cock. / You don't cum. / You make her like it (choose only if you forced her). / Take +1 forward. / You don't make too much noise, she doesn't pass out, you don't get in trouble.​When you cum on her face, roll+control.On a 10+, choose 3. On a 7-9,.
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